A Conversation With @Beetle001
me: gawd, Satan is going to use me as a dishrag when I go to hell
Richard: ill be his buttplug, so its cool
Richard: at least you'll be cleaning me off after an asspounding
Me: euwwwww
I don't sell myself, not because I'm morally against it, but because I am priceless and should never deprive the world of my mind. Seriously. Ask anyone.
Also, no one wants to pay actual money for me. So thats why I can't give you a sales pitch.
I'm a Durban girl at heart but now live & work in Jozi. I'm making my way round, learning the new way of life and loving it!
me: gawd, Satan is going to use me as a dishrag when I go to hell
